| It can't really be Christmas time again | | | | Spending money I don't have on things I don't |
| I don't have any more money to spend | | | | keep |
| All of the kids are jumping for joy | | | | The kids are so excited that they can't even |
| Telling Santa to get them the best toy | | | | sleep |
| I had to take a second job cooking fries | | | | Why do I have to do this time and again |
| It's the only way that I could pay for snake eyes | | | | Christmas comes and I spend, spend, spend |
| Transformers made another movie this year | | | | It will be over soon and I can finally relax |
| The price for ultimate bumblebee causes fear | | | | Do they really have to charge that much sales |
| That space under the tree has to be full | | | | tax |
| I wish these kids would go back to school | | | | Well Christmas morning is finally here and I know |
| The wife wants me to decorate the house | | | | My kids woke me at day light to see the show |
| I am supposed to take it quiet as a mouse | | | | After it is over my house is a complete mess |
| Up on the roof so I can hang the lights | | | | But my thoughts are no longer on my stress |
| I guess I should have put up a better fight | | | | A couple of hugs and the excited cheers |
| Out at the store I struggle through the crowd | | | | Boy I can't wait for Christmas next year |
| The lady taking donations shouldn't be that loud | | | | Hope you enjoyed |