| Fathers - they are either the person who has | | | | the greeting card companies to increase sales. |
| everything, or the guy who wants for nothing. | | | | 5. He still hasn't forgiven you for sending him |
| This is pretty much the same thing when you are | | | | flowers during your "new age" phase. |
| trying to think of a Father's Day gift for them! | | | | 6. You have no idea what his clothing size has |
| Who knows what they have hoarded away at | | | | gone up to. |
| the back of the garage, in the attic or the garden | | | | 7. He probably doesn't need a fourth tire pressure |
| shed? You can bet there are a lot of old birthday, | | | | gauge. |
| Christmas and Father's Day presents back there! | | | | 8. He keeps bringing up that annoying "why didn't |
| Every year we wrack our brains to come up with | | | | you finish college" subject. |
| a great gift idea, and every year it gets harder | | | | 9. He knows the staff in the tool department at |
| and harder. Here are some reasons why it's so | | | | Home Depot by name; and they invite him to |
| hard to pick that perfect gift for Father's Day. | | | | most of their birthday parties and to the |
| 1. No one can remember when Father's Day is. | | | | company picnic. |
| 2. He already has more TV remote organizers | | | | 10. He hasn't given you your allowance yet. |
| than remotes. | | | | So good luck, and remember: the old adage "the |
| 3. They are all out of the Dale Earnhardt NASCAR | | | | pleasure is in the giving" probably applies to |
| slippers at the store. | | | | Fathers more than anyone else! |
| 4. He believes Father's day is just another plot by | | | | |